Season 1
15 episodes
32 min. per episode
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A quirky TV show host grapples with the absurdities of childhood, challenging societal norms while navigating the chaos of fame.
Episodes
In this re-boot of "You Can't Do That on Television", Christine, to prove Ross wrong when he insists kids can't make a prime-time TV show, keeps attempting to tape the intro, but gets interrupted each time. Meanwhile, auditions are held to find additional kids to be on the show. Jono and Kevin fight over it, as the show only needs one fourteen-year-old boy. A mother (Ruth Buzzi) pushes her reluctant, spoiled son, Kevin Schenk III, into auditioning over and over again. Marc tries to get a date with Moose (Christine).
Kevin and Jono help Marc ask Christine out on a delightful date. Meanwhile, Kevin Somers is tricked by Ross into paying dues to two unions: D.E.V.I.L. and M.A.F.I.A.
After receiving one piece of unstamped fan mail, Kevin brags to Jono about it, and even gets Marc to reply to it for him, because "Us stars are too busy". His ego is eventually crushed when Ross brings in a huge bag of fan mail - all for Jono.
Christine and the cast begins to use Old English words in normal conversation. Also, the show's new drama coach is really sexy.
After the CTV network president fires Mr. Dime from the show, he puts Rodney in charge of production. Rodney, of course, abuses his new authority and fires everyone else on the show.
The success of a local Saturday morning TV show titled "You Can't Do That On Television"--which only aired in Ottawa on CJOH-TV in early 1979 and had a cast of kids acting in comedy skits and adult actor Les Lye playing the adult roles--prompted creators Roger Price and Geoffrey Darby to air a prime-time TV series shown all across Canada. First a pilot episode aired on Saturday morning, May 12, 1979 with Ruth Buzzi as the female adult roles and Vancouver rock band Trooper as the musical guest. The pilot was successful, so in the fall starting on September 18, 1979 the series aired every Tuesday night at 7:30 on CTV as 16 episodes were purchased. The skits had certain topics like Union Fees, Fan Letters/Summer Camp, Superstitions, and Educational Programming, and like its sister show it was about kids being kids. There were also musical guests like Ian Thomas, Max Webster, Cooper Brothers, and Alma Faye. Because the series appealed to kids 11 and under, it was an odd combination as kids couldn't related to rock bands and didn't know who Ruth Buzzi was. Not only that, a prime-time slot wasn't right for such a series. After the 12th episode in December 1979 the series was canceled, but its sister show You Can't Do That On Television re-aired in early 1981 on Saturday mornings nationwide, using some of the characters fresh off the other series. Whatever Turns You On reruns aired when Canadian station YTV was created in 1988, but it only aired for one season.